Katie Price Possessed By Spirit

Funny story written by Hartley

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Price is Possessed

Our favourite glamour model has revealed even more in the latest episode of her critically acclaimed series What I Did Next.

In a WORLD EXCLUSIVE Katie disclosed, "I've been possessed by an evil spirit for years. It's the reason I've been behaving so badly in public. I can confirm I have been exorcised by top TV psychic Sally Morgan, and it's all true because I saw the spirit walk out of my body."

Sally Morgan confirmed, "Yes lovee, she was taken over by a nasty little thing called Jordan, but it's all over now."

She concluded by saying, "So, as you can now see, none of the stuff I did wrong was my fault. I can guarantee that from now on I will be all proper sweetness and light. I've got to or my next business venture will die on it's arse."

The spectre of Jordan commented, "I'll be back."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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