Katie Price Movie Role: UK Auditions Announced

Funny story written by Hartley

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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List of audition venues to be released soon.

Katie Price has decided not to play herself in the forthcoming movie of her life. Although she had originally bagged the role her busy schedule will not allow it. Price is a credible, prolific and dedicated author and simply doesn't have the time.

Speaking at her daily Price conference she said, "I was reading Simon Cowell's autobiography to Alex as part of his Media Training NVQ, and I was inspired. I will hold auditions to find the perfect actress to play ME and it will all be televised as part of my show What I Did Next."

The film, which will come with an accompanying guidebook, style book and many sequels, is reported to be on general release next year. The auditions, to be called How To Solve A Problem Like Katie Price will be held in a string of kebab shops across the country around 4am on Saturday mornings.

Bookies are livid at the shock move as they had Janice Dickinson down as favourite for the role.

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