Role-model Katie Price has landed back in the UK after her exhaustive tour of parties in Los Angeles. The Prime Minister has declared a national holiday so the public can celebrate the return of our most cherished glamour model.
Spontaneous street parties have sprung up across the nation, as television networks provide live and uninterrupted coverage of this momentous occasion.
Acres of red carpet was earlier seen being delivered to Heathrow airport, the Red Arrows display team are set to do a fly past just now, and a 21 gun salute will fire as she steps off the plane.
A member of the public looking on at the army of policemen lining the way for Pricey commented, "So this is where all the coppers are? Haven't seen one for years."