Katie Price: My New Posh Best Friend

Funny story written by Hartley

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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The life and death war between Price and Posh motivates people to buy newspapers

From her daily Price conference, currently on tour in Los Angeles, the artist occasionally known as Jordan exclusively revealed how her and Lady Posh of Beckham are now best friends.

Katie said, "As you all know ME and Posh have had our differences, but that is all old hat now. I spoke to her last night and we have decided to call a truce."

The author and businesswoman has carefully crafted the Jordan vs. Posh story line over many years. The feud started after an argument between the pair occurred when Posh was working with Pricey's then-boyfriend, Dane Bowers. They have been bitching ever since.

Lady Posh denied Price's claim saying, "I can assure you, one has not had verbal relations with that woman."

Price later denied Lady Posh's claim saying, "I know the truth. You'll be able to see it all for yourselves in my new series of What Katie Did Next: Almost Live."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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