Katie Price has not succeeded in gaining entry to Elton John's Oscars Party. Disguised as a big blue flamenco dancing drag queen she tried to sneak past security, but was rumbled and asked to leave. Price was forced to try the stunt after she received no official invitation to the party this year, despite telling everyone all week her and Alex were invited.
Holding a press conference outside Price said, "For ****'* sake!!! What have I got to do to be accepted by these A-listers? Oh well, the Pricey ain't bothered. ME and Alex will hit the strip clubs instead. Balls to the lot of 'em that's what I say."
Price then flounced off to her pink stretch limo with 'Here Is Katie Price' emblazoned in silver crystals along the side. As she got in she was overheard saying "Where's the nearest Kebab shop? Will someone get me a Diamond White? ... NOW!!!"
An employee of the hotel Price is staying in said that she was seen storming into the lobby later screaming, "OMG! This is all Pete's bloody fault! Why can't he just move on with his life???"
From inside the lavish party Lady Posh Beckham commented, "I'm glad they are keeping the rif-raf out following my lengthy letter of complaint I felt compelled to write after last year's awful fiasco. Miss Price needs to learn her place, and also that her antics are not those of one who befits our inner circle of Supercelebrities."
Peter Andre was unavailable for comment as he is still in hiding following a threat he received over the weekend.