British phenomenon Katie Price (aka Jordan) is to star as herself in a forthcoming biopic about her turbulent and eventful life. Based on her 110 autobiographies Katie is expected to reveal even more about herself, although it is hard to see what there is to know that she hasn't already told us.
In an unofficial statement released this morning businesswoman and model mum, Katie, says, "Here's an exclusive for you. I've been in talks with a big Hollywood director about making a film of my life. In it I'll reveal more shocking truths behind my story."
"I will play myself in the film, as I didn't want anyone else to have the job. That way I get paid for being in a film that I will get paid for selling the rights to."
"You will see how ME and Alex 'Rocky' Reid really live at home, both of us dressing in basques with heavy make-up, and Alex's special tank in the attic where my plastic surgeon brought him to life. We will also have a number of guest stars including Biggins and Meatloaf."
Former Crystal Maze presenter Richard O'Brian commented, "This story sounds extremely familiar. Very much like a film I made in 1975."
The movie, set for general release next summer, is widely tipped to sell literally tens of copies when it comes out straight to DVD in all good supermarkets.
