Peter Andre In Hiding

Funny story written by Hartley

Monday, 8 March 2010

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Pricey was dragon-like as she issued the threat

I have received unconfirmed reports that singer/songwriter Peter Andre has gone into hiding and may cancel the remainder of his tour. His whereabouts are unknown and his management are not answering their phones.

His disappearance is believed by some to be due to a threat issued by his ex-wife Katie Price at her daily press conference from LA, she said, "I'm going to tell you all details I haven't told already, and find some other reasons I haven't given already as to why ME and Pete split up. Read all about it in my new autobiography, Pete's An Arse, out next week in all good supermarkets."

Then with a growling voice and red glowing eyes she looked straight at the TV cameras and said, "Be afraid Peter. Be very, very afraid."

Andre is said to have been petrified and cleared out of his Sussex home immediately.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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