Old Tango tits and her tango tit have discovered today that they are not actually legally married.
The Reverend Mose Henney did not have a proper licence at the time of the ceremony after previously being forced to resign amidst allegations of improper sexual conduct.
A photograph that appeared in today's News of the World also reveals that the reverend bares an uncanny resemblance to PC World's biggest fan, Gary Glitter.
The couple are believed to have had second thoughts when they first met Henney but decided to give him a chance when he offered to marry them for just 50 dollars.
However, alarm bells started ringing as they walked down the aisle to chants of 'Come On, Come On' The Reverend then appeared in front of them in a cloud of dry ice wearing 6 inch platform silver boots as the congregation started shouting 'LEADER, LEADER'
The ceremony ended with Henney saying 'I now pronounce you man and wife but just one more question....Do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang, do you wanna be in my gang?'
Of course the happy couple both replied, 'OH YEAH'.
Katie and Alex will return to Vegas in the summer where they will be legally married this time by the Reverend Jonathan King.
