Katie Price: I'll Do Cheryl Book First

Funny story written by Hartley

Sunday, 7 March 2010

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Another Katie Price novel is written by somebody else

Critically acclaimed author and literary phenomenon, Katie Price is to write the unofficial autobiography of heartbroken national sweetheart, Cheryl Cole.

The book, which Price has given a working title of Cheryl's Seedy, is planned to tarnish Ms. Cole's clean-cut image, and to damage sales of a forthcoming official biography, which she is currently discussing with publishers.

Recent reports that up to £5m has been offered for Cheryl's true story seemed to have pricked up Ms. Price's ears, and she has employed the services of the ghost-writer who has penned Katie's rivetingly omnipresent autobiographies.

In a statement Price said, "I'll get this out on the supermarket shelves before they can even cut a deal on the official story. I know how to do these things. That official story is going to be a seller, so I'll get my one out quick - then it won't knock me off my perch as best-selling UK author (after J.K. Rowling)."

Katie Price's ghost-writer was unable to comment as she is contracted to remain anonymous.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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