Best selling author Katie Price has found herself on dodgy ground today as the validity of her second marriage to cross-dressing cage-fighter Alex Reid has been called into question.
As I reported a few weeks ago Alex was created for Price by her Californian plastic surgeon, a fact she had no choice but to reveal after his shocking appearance on The Johnny Wossy Show.
A legal expert said, "Since Alex was revealed to be a bio-robot lawyers have been working around he clock to determine if the marriage is legal at all. It appears that as Alex only has an instruction manual, and not a birth certificate, they are unable to get married under any legal system in the world. Therefore their application to be recognised as a married couple under UK law has been turned down."
In a statement an angry Price said, "This is discrimination and I will be taking legal action. What's wrong with marrying a robot? I wish people would stop picking on me. I'll be writing about it in my new autobiography My Bot Trouble."
Alex Reid was unavailable for comment as he was undergoing maintenance checks.
