Katie Price: Yet Another Exclusive

Funny story written by Hartley

Sunday, 7 March 2010

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Katie's had two rings in a year

Katie Price has exclusively revealed how her ex-husband is exclusively trying to destroy her career. Aussie singer, Peter Andre, was exclusively married to Katie for five years, but they exclusively split and exclusively divorced last year.

Speaking out angrily in an unprovoked exclusive interview Katie said, "I ain't done nothing wrong, but Pete keeps picking on me. I don't get it. He needs to grow up. He keeps telling me I'm confusing the kids ... what a load of balls. When they grow up they'll read all that went on and laugh. Anyway you'll be able to read all about it in my new autobiography, Pete's An Arse - it'll be out next week. There you go, there's another exclusive for you."

Following her split from Andre less than a year ago Price took part in an exclusive 'reveal-all' TV interview with Sir Morgan of Talent, where she exclusively disclosed details of her marriage. Further exclusive details of her marriage were then drip-fed to the media through a number of exclusive magazine interviews. She exclusively met her current husband, cross-dressing cage-fighter Alex Reid, and exclusively moved him into the family home two months after the exclusive split, allowing him to appear in exclusive photographs with her kids. She then exclusively married him by whisking him off to an exclusive secret wedding, so exclusively secret that her kids didn't even exclusively know about it. She also exclusively glued hair to her kid's exclusive eyelids.

No one was unavailable for comment as people are literally speechless.

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