VENICE BEACH, California - Actress, Singer, and ex-girlfriend of semi-noted disc jockey Samantha Ronson was in town visiting the place where Venitian blinds were first invented back on December 10, 1769.
Lohan who has had her ups and downs and downs and ups recently is beginning to look like she'll be 73, on her next birthday.
LiLo was supposed to have appeared on the female talk show The View but cancelled when she told the producer that she does not have a view. She added that she also does not have no opinions, no ideas, no comments, and no observations.
When asked just what the heck does she have, Lindsay answered, "Freckles." She smiled, took a puff of her Raleigh Cigarette and pointed out that she has so many freckles all over her body that she has only been able to name about 700 of them.
She was asked why in the world she would name her freckles. And Lindsay answered "Because I can." When told that, that was not an answer she then asked what the question was again.
Lindsay has recently been spending a lot of time with her new BFF Clay Aiken. Close friends of Aiken are worried about Clay who they say has gotten out-of-control and is wearing tons of Cover Girl and Revlon makeup which as you can see by the photo above make him look like a Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus clown.
Lohan was asked to comment on the rumors that appeared in the magazine publication The Hollywood Woodshed, that stated that she has fake nipples.
She laughed, pulled up her blouse, pulled down her bra, and asked "Do these freckle covered eraser tips look fake?"
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Now, I'm not bragging, but I actually had the pleasure of seeing the 'eraser tips' up close at an editor's party three weeks ago and I must say that LiLo's 'champagne corks' did not look or taste fake to me.]
In a related story. Ellen DeGeneres has asked for Lindsay to move in with her and her wife Portia de Rossi so that they can help her (LiLo) get her sh*t together before she self-destructs and turns into Whitney Houston or even worse that arrogant mofo yo ho Naomi Campbell.
