POCATELLO, Idaho - (Satire News) - The Watchdog News Agency reports that a third grade teacher at Pocatello's Mr. Potato Head Elementary, has revealed that she was born with 4 nipples, 3 belly buttons, and 2 labia minoras. Doranella Dillafinko, 42…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Twenty-nine-year-old Miley Cyrus is still considered the "Queen of The Nip Slips." According to Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole, the "Hannah Montana" star has been photographed showing nip slips approxima…
MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma - (Sports Satire) - A horsewoman from Muskogee, Alexis Sunsell, 24, recently told a reporter with The Ipso Facto News that she has been riding horses for 11 years, ever since her breasts developed when she was 13. Miss Sunsell,…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - For many years Miley Cyrus has asked all of her boyfriends and ex-boyfriends to please not reveal that her nipples are inverted. Reporter Cinderella St. Lamb, with The Daily Drama reports that every last one of Miley's…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that singer Madonna, says she will change the spelling of her name to Ma-Donna, to honor her paternal aunt, 95-year-old Ma-Donna Silky. Madonna recently had to get brand new band members after all 6…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has become the most hated woman in the entire country was in Brooklyn to see her gynecologist. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight caught up with MTG and asked her if she ev…
MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…
At 56, Madonna has posed topless for a magazine photo shoot, hoping to prove that the same 16-year-old boys first experiencing the wonders of manhood by masturbating to her nude photos 30 years ago, will still do as lonely, broken, well-moisturized m...
Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...
LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...
Scientists at Madeup University have made a discovery which is sure to dumbfound the whole of mankind. Their discovery? Well I gave that away in the headline. In case you missed it, here it is again. Michael Winner is almost entirely human.
UK Irish newspaper the Irish Post is set for a startling overhaul following the appointment of a new editor. Murray Morse is the new man at the helm of the popular weekly, which provides news from home and abroad for the Irish community in the UK.
A new automated submissions system is being trialled on The Spoof website to help writers add in all the required tagging information to their stories. Over the last few years, writers submitting a story on the site have had to complete a form, en...
The most coveted prize in particle physics - the Higgs bosom - may have been glimpsed, say researchers reporting at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva today. The Higgs Bosom is purported to be the means by which everything in the Universe o...
Though there were others in the late 1800's who invented the vulcanized rubber that could erase a lead pencil mark, it was Boris Tadeth, tire design engineer and frequent patron of the Kit Kat Club in New Jersey, who created the round, pink pencil er...
The Mayo Cllinic has released the results of a five year study on the effects of Viagra tablets on women. The study verified the effects to the body of women who took the drug orally, not of women whose male partners took the drug. The study was fund...
An American student is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover in New Hampshire for not telling him that electrocuting his own nipples is dangerous. The 18 year old meat head voluntarily attached electric clamps to himself the...
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