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Funny story: A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

A 7 Million-Year-Old Nipple Fish Discovered In Lake Michigan

MUSKEGON, Michigan – (Satire News) – A fisherman has just discovered what is believed to be the last existing Nipple Fish in existence. Andrew “Fishy” Attapooni, 47, caught the fish which is believed to be 7-million-years-old. He said he was us…

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Funny story: Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable

Madonna Posing Topless As Aging Male Fans Hope They're Still Erection-Capable

At 56, Madonna has posed topless for a magazine photo shoot, hoping to prove that the same 16-year-old boys first experiencing the wonders of manhood by masturbating to her nude photos 30 years ago, will still do as lonely, broken, well-moisturized m...

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Funny story: Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...

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Funny story: Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

Tara Reid To Get A State-of-The-Art Nipple Procedure Done

LOS ANGELES - Ten years ago actress Tara Reid went in for breast augmentation surgery and the results were horribly horrendous to quote Playboy Magazine mogul Hugh Hefner. Hefner said that both of Reid's nipples ended up unaligned and logistically...

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Funny story: Michael Winner "Almost Entirely Human" Claim Scientists

Michael Winner "Almost Entirely Human" Claim Scientists

Scientists at Madeup University have made a discovery which is sure to dumbfound the whole of mankind. Their discovery? Well I gave that away in the headline. In case you missed it, here it is again. Michael Winner is almost entirely human.

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Funny story: Irish Post Nipple Count Set To Rise Under New Editor

Irish Post Nipple Count Set To Rise Under New Editor

UK Irish newspaper the Irish Post is set for a startling overhaul following the appointment of a new editor. Murray Morse is the new man at the helm of the popular weekly, which provides news from home and abroad for the Irish community in the UK.

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Funny story: Auto-Tag system is Queen of Manchester claims "Nipple Slip" pop star Mark Lowton

Auto-Tag system is Queen of Manchester claims "Nipple Slip" pop star Mark Lowton

A new automated submissions system is being trialled on The Spoof website to help writers add in all the required tagging information to their stories. Over the last few years, writers submitting a story on the site have had to complete a form, en...

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Funny story: Excitement mounts as The Hadron Collider shows a flash of nipple

Excitement mounts as The Hadron Collider shows a flash of nipple

The most coveted prize in particle physics - the Higgs bosom - may have been glimpsed, say researchers reporting at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva today. The Higgs Bosom is purported to be the means by which everything in the Universe o...

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Funny story: Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Though there were others in the late 1800's who invented the vulcanized rubber that could erase a lead pencil mark, it was Boris Tadeth, tire design engineer and frequent patron of the Kit Kat Club in New Jersey, who created the round, pink pencil er...

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Funny story: Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

Mayo Clinic Releases Report On Effects Of Viagra On Women

The Mayo Cllinic has released the results of a five year study on the effects of Viagra tablets on women. The study verified the effects to the body of women who took the drug orally, not of women whose male partners took the drug. The study was fund...

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Funny story: Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America

Student who electrocuted his own nipples sues teacher - yes, it can only happen in America

An American student is suing his teacher, the school district and the city of Dover in New Hampshire for not telling him that electrocuting his own nipples is dangerous. The 18 year old meat head voluntarily attached electric clamps to himself the...

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Funny story: Lily Allen's Third Nipple Featured in Lips, Hips, & Tits Monthly Magazine

Lily Allen's Third Nipple Featured in Lips, Hips, & Tits Monthly Magazine

LONDON - Lily Allen said that she has never denied that she has polythelia, which is the condition of having an accessory or third nipple. Allen said that she first noticed it in grade school when she saw that her chest did not look like the chest...

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Funny story: Poor Chinese Inventor Receives International Grant to Produce 'Nipple Bra'

Poor Chinese Inventor Receives International Grant to Produce 'Nipple Bra'

MAINLAND, China - It's not every day you have a man thinking about how to take the stress off a woman's nipples and liberating them, but that is precisely what a male Chinese inventor by the name of Hung Low Le in the small town of Chengdu has on his...

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Funny story: Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

MANHATTAN - Tina Fey speaking from her office high in The Mickey Mantle Building in Manhattan said that she has been reading about Sarah Palin denying that she has had her boobs enhanced. Fey, who is the number one Sarah Palin impersonator in the...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Denies The Rumors That She Has Fake Nipples

Lindsay Lohan Denies The Rumors That She Has Fake Nipples

VENICE BEACH, California - Actress, Singer, and ex-girlfriend of semi-noted disc jockey Samantha Ronson was in town visiting the place where Venitian blinds were first invented back on December 10, 1769. Lohan who has had her ups and downs and dow...

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Funny story: Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

Braless Swedish Olympic Speed Skater Ivana Phuque Sets World Record By A Nipple

The 250 meter women's speed skating race was decided at the wire... by lack of an underwire. Swedish Olympian Ivana Phuque won the race at the Vancouver Winter Games by a nipple, because she was racing braless. Official event judge Luther Steinma...

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Funny story: Wet Tee-Shirt Contestants Frozen Solid

Wet Tee-Shirt Contestants Frozen Solid

Panic ensued in the car park of a local pub tonight here in the heart of suburban Surrey as a Miss Wet Tee Shirt contest went tragically wrong - or, to use the local vernacular 'tits up.' A bevy of local beauties - English Roses one and all - line...

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