Where do Winehouse, Lohan. Paris, Tiger Woods & Mel Gibson go for rehab help and have fun at the same time? It's Captain Fizz-Bangs Rehab Of The Stars, right in Hollywood.
After flunking out of the sex clinic in Mississippi, where did Tiger choose to go? Right out to Hollywood for an entire different approach for rehab.
Sally"Tinker" Belle, head of staff, told ass reporter, Dan Hilliard of UP2, "We Take an entire different view than most. That's what makes us so popular with the stars. They love it here and they do better with their previous problems."
Sally went on to tell us that they take someone who is addicted to sex and match them up with an actor who is addicted to alcohol. They leave them together for about a week and when they come back to counseling, the sex-addict is no longer addicted to sex and the alcoholic is back on the wagon.
"Of course, the sex addict is now too drunk to think about sex since he's now hooked onthe sauce and the alcoholic is out looking for women (or men) instead of a bottle."
That's apparently how it works.
"It's an entirely different approach", stated Tinker. "They all love it here and come back again and again."
Where do Winehouse, Lohan. Paris, Tiger Woods & Mel Gibson go for rehab help and have fun at the same time? It's Captain Fizz-Bangs Rehab Of The Stars, right in Hollywood.
After flunking out of the sex clinic in Mississippi, where did Tiger choose to go? Right out to Hollywood for an entire different approach for rehab.
Sally "Tinker" Belle, head of staff, told ass reporter, Dan Hilliard of UP2, "We Take an entire different view than most. That's what makes us so popular with the stars. They love it here and the do better with their previous problems."
Sally went on to tell us that they take someone who is addicted to sex and match them up with an actor who is addicted to alcohol. They leave them together for about a week and when they come back to counseling, the sex-addict is no longer addicted to sex and the alcoholic is back on the wagon.
"Of course, the sex addict is now too drunk to think about sex since he's now hooked on the sauce and the alcoholic is out looking for women (or men) instead of a bottle."
That's apparently how it works.
"It's an entirely different approach", stated Tinker. "They all love it here and come back again and again."
