TW Golf Carts to become top line soon

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Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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TW Golf Carts gaining sales since the Tiger Woods scandal

A struggling new golf cart company named TW Golf Carts in a little little known town of Many Mistresses, Virginia always has jokes made about their town when people refer to them as being in Vagina, instead of Virginia.

However, when looking on the map the town of Many Mistresses could not be located either. So many little towns tucked away in the foothills of Virginia it probably got overlooked when the maps were drawn up for that area.

What is going to put them on the map though is the fact that their name TW GOLF CARTS are becoming famous in itself, because folks are thinking the TW stands for Tiger Woods since it is related to golf carts.

Far from the truth however, as the name refers to Terry Waterfield, the founder and owner of TW Golf Carts. Not one to miss a chance at making a buck, Terry continues to profit by letting the golf industry think his golf carts are endorsed by the famous golfer.

"I am not exploiting the famous golfer's name" smirks Terry, "I am merely taking advantage of the industries interest in another person with the same initials as mine".

When asked how long he has been in the golf cart business, Terry replied, "I got the idea from watching the news on TV a few months ago".

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