"Just trying to taper off, heh heh!" was the only excuse Tiger Woods could offer his counselor yesterday after the two were discovered when they rolled between boards and fell naked into group therapy.
If it wasn't for the fact that he is Tiger Woods and has brought the clinic so much free advertising, he would be out on his ass according to a guard that is supposed to keep everyone at home, although he has no power to stop them, merely report them.
"'Tiger is the right name for this guy. Only the last name should be 'Would", stated the guard.
The group session leader, a psychiatrist, says that it may have set his group therapy back six months.
"They were all doing so well in group therapy", stated Dr. Henri Enri. "Then, there they are, pulling off their clothes and jumping into the pile on the floor."
"Most of all, we're hoping there is no lawsuit because Madge was hurt some in the fall, although she landed on George who's pretty hefty."
The guard said that they wouldn't dare fire the secretary either, because of the possible lawsuit over the fall.
"I tell you, this place is getting more and more like Moorview every day."
