Joslyn James: is Elin Nordegren Tiger's very own Debbie Rowe?

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Wednesday, 9 December 2009

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Jackson's kids by Rowe were also pretty blonde early on

Orlando, Fla - (Thrilla-Spilla): "Yeah, it's a kinda copycat Michael Jackson marriage," porn actress Veronica Slut-Daniels claimed today.

"Guess the term 'broodmare' comes into it!

"Hellsbells, Tiger's wife's helluva lot prettier than ex-dermatology nurse Debbie Rowe, though," Slut-Daniels (working name Joslyn James) added.

"But the relationship similarities sure are stacking up."

The hardcore star's words shocked many today, including pals of former nursery nurse Elin Nordegren Woods.

The beautiful Swedish blonde married golfing world's number one philanderer in far less seedy circumstances than the Rowe/Jackson union.

And of course unlike Michael Jackson Tiger Woods has never faced the kind of sordid accusations that plagued singer life.

All was deathly quiet around the Woods' matrimonial mansion in Windermere today as Slut-Daniels' accusations hit the airwaves.

"Calm before the storm, M'Dears!" were her final thoughts on the matter.

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