LOS ANGELES - After five months of planning and building, Michael Jackson's family has finally opened the much-awaited Michael Jackson Moonwalking Museum.
The 20,000 square foot two-story building is located adjacent to the world famous La Brea Tar Pits.
Corbin Veyette the owner of the La Brea Tar Pits, just happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan in the entire civilized world.
Veyette, who actually met Michael seven years ago and rode with him on his Neverland Ferris wheel said that he has every single, album, cassette tape, CD, and pirated recordings that Michael Jackson ever recorded. Veyette has agreed to allow his entire collection to be housed in the museum.
He even has the 1988 single that Michael recorded in Japanese and which was only distributed in Japan. The single is entitled, "Ah Sew Yoshi Kuchi Kuchi, Tama, Kama, Yogi Berra, Godzilla, Saki, Sushi, Zsa Zsa, Sukiyaki Toshiba."
Michael's father, Joe, who will be the museum curator, was asked what other Michael Jackson items will be on display.
He replied that all of MJ's 513 pairs of shoes will be on display along with 47 pairs of socks. Joe said that he will also have a special area set aside to house the more than 800 gloves that Michael wore during his career.
The elder Jackson stated that Lisa Marie Presley, MJ's ex-wife has agreed to donate a bra from Wal-Mart that Michael had given her back on Christmas Day in 1995.
Joe said that he had asked Lisa Marie for the matching pair of panties but she said that she did not want to part with them as they had special meaning.
He asked her in what possible way could they have special meaning. She became visibly upset and told him to stop acting like a damn [EXPLETIVE DELETED BY EDITOR.]
Jackson told her to quit being an effen [EXPLETIVE DELETED BY EDITOR.]
Just then Mrs. Jackson walked in and told the both of them to quit acting like a couple of friggin' (BLANKS) or she would take them outside and bitch slap the both of them.
The museum will be open seven days a week from 8 a.m. until 8 p.m. Admission is $50 for adults and $20 for kids 16 and under. Jackson said that there will be a $3 charge for babies and the proceeds from the baby admissions will go towards providing diapers for Michael's pet chimp Bubbles.
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