Gangrene vagina-brain Jordan is the new Heather Mills

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Tuesday, 11 August 2009

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Maybe the silicone implants have somehow warped her cerebral capacities...Nah, Jordan's just a slut...

London - (Big Booby Mess): Bosomed-enhanced alkie and compulsive attention milker Katie Price is the new Heather Mills.

The 31 year-old reality TV hasbeen has overtaken vegan nutter Heather as the nation's favorite harridan according to a Celeb Z-Listers poll published today.

Mills, 69, has almost faded from the limelight following her $35 million divorce settlement and has relatively kept her gob shut since the decree absolute.

But Price is just warming up nicely in her bid for a full-scale public slanging match for the title of gangrene vagina-brain of the year.

Meanwhile lawfully wedded husband Peter Andre is literally groaning under the weight of bloke-support since his split-up with old fish-lips Katie.

On last week's Midweek Lottery Draw the Camelot presenters virtually anointed him the new Sir Paul McCartney in recognition of the years of horror masquerading as holy matrimony, etc.

Ex-shags Teddy Sheringham, Dwight Yorke, Gareth Gates, Warren Furman Dane Bowers and Andrew Gould all reckon she's a psycho.

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