More Hollywood Celebrities to die before Year Ends

Written by Chamone

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

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I see dead people....

A French mystic has predicted that more Hollywood stars will die before the end of this year.

Nostrodamus - who writes a load of vague shite in 'rhyming couplets' - issued a warning to all the Hollywood jet set:

"Come the earthy solar bend
The reign of the special ones will surely end,
Five times five and hey-nonny-niy
A shit-load of Hollywood celebrities will dieeeee!"

Nostradamus' prediction goes on to make reference to "that skanky orange bitch" -which many have taken to mean Christina Aquilera - and another says that the "ugly fat fuck" which some think refers to the fat guy in Lost.

Nostradamus has previously predicted which one of his mother's cats would die and the Christmas lottery results in his hometown, which enabled him to purchase a television set and satellite dish with the prize money - which he uses to help see into the future in 'mystical ways.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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