Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

image for Traces of human growth hormone found in Jackson body
The treatment left him speechless and partially narcoleptic

Los Angeles - (Rioters): Was Michael Jackson taking the human growth hormone somatropin in a bid to stimulate a pathologically retarded metabolism?

That's the question plagueing Jackson family autopsy specialists after traces of carpal tunnel syndrome residue were found in the deceased singer's brain scan.

Jackson underwent extensive cloning attempts during his stay in Bahrain in 2007.

Billed as groundbreaking regenerative therapy by (Oliver) North Korean psychic surgeons the infertility cure process left him speechless and at times narcoleptic.

A succession of frivolous lawsuits by his Bahraini financial sponsors cleaned out a number (666/9-11!) of the singer's London bank accounts that were being fed by an insider dealing cabal linked to Bernard Madoff.

Elizabeth Taylor has an awful lot of explaining to do.

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Topics: Michael Jackson




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