Written by Chamone

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

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It's a sell out!

After the incredibly response of concert goers not asking for refunds, event promoters have released tickets for 50 more dates that Michael Jackson will not play in London.

This will now make 100 concert dates in which Jackson - who is dead - will not attend.

Some customers queued all night to get their 'exclusive' hologram tickets and Internet pre-sales have broken all previous records.

David Cockburn waited 12 hours in the rain to get his tickets:
"I can't wait to not see him", he said.

Industrious organisers are now eyeing the opportunity to chance their arms by selling tickets to see Elvis, the 're-formed' original line-up of the Beatles and other long-dead stars.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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