World's Number 1 Michael Jackson Fan tells media to relax

Funny story written by Chamone

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

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Enough already!

Michael Jackson's number one fan has taken the unusual step of contacting the media to tell them to relax a bit with all the coverage the superstar's death has been garnering.

Josie Walsh, who lives alone with her three cats - Prince Michael, Prince Michael II and Blanket - phoned up every media outlet to complain that the wall to wall coverage of was 'getting on her wick'.

"All my favourite telly shows are messed up now", said Josie, "I liked the man, but for Christ's' sake ease it back a bit why don't they".

Unfortunately for Josie, the media has seized on her intervention to make a separate story out of it and how the media frenzy is being viewed in general.

This story about fans reacting negatively to the media stories has indeed led to counter stories attacking the attacking of media stories about the negative reactions of fans to the media coverage of the death of Jackson.

This story could run and run….

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