Written by Pointer

Thursday, 11 June 2009

image for Idol Runner Up Adam Lambert Realizes He's Queer
Adam and Adams had frequent charismatic prayer meetings as Idol roommates

Adam Lambert told Gathers No Moss magazine that he always knew he was different. He thought his penchant for make-up was just a KISS thing. The limp wrist he suspected was inherited from his Uncle Nancy who was a spectacular Cricket bowler. The wiggle in his walk once sent him seeking answers from his junior high confidantes but they just attributed it to his incredible ability to put things up his ass which they told him was one of his most amazing talents.

In Lambert's now infamous Moss article, he told interviewer, Benjamin Dover that he always knew that he was a bit odd but that the torrid nights on Idol that he spent rooming with ultimate winner, Kristian Kris Adams drove the full girth and total length of his weirdness home.

Lambert told Gathers No Moss's Ben Dover that when he got a hard on from Adams' glossalalia, he knew he was queer.Only a strange fellow would get all hot and bothered by what Kris said was a religious gift from the Holy Spirit called Speaking with your tongue up a good buddy's butt hole.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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