Miss California tripped over her fake boobs and fell into the waiting arms the The Donald Trump. Trump defended the Beauty Queen and childhood porn star for her medieval views on live and let live matters in the realm of marriage.
Miss C is reported to have been so taken with Trump's gallant defense that she proposed that they enter into the holy state of matrimony in the H8 state of Caliheterofornication.
Trump regretfull informed the exhibitionist that he was incapable of gay, straight or any kind of marital relations at all since he put all of his erectile energy into building huge stiff monuments to his once formidable...ego.
Miss Cali was thrilled that she wouldn't have to put up with doing the nasty with the Donald and both agreed to an Atlantic City honeymoon playing monopoly with real streets and human game pieces.