Interview with Bishop Gene Robinson, the first openly gay bishop.
Question: Do you believe in the Bible.
Answer: Yes, on Sundays.
Question: What about on other days?
Answer: On other days I am so busy with the gay movement and other issues that I do not have time for the Bible.
Question: The Bible says that "In the beginning God created Adam and Eve...not Adam and Gene..."
Answer: We are trying to write our own Bible and it would be put this way, "In the beginning God created Adam and Nelson..."
Question: So how would you put woman in the picture in this your Bible.
Answer: Simple. Nelson went for a sex change and became a woman. And Adam called shim Eve.
Question: But the Bible condemns gay conduct..
Answer: That is why we are going to write a new one.
Question; What will you call it?
Answer: Give me time to come to it first.
Question: So if a gay president emerges with same sex marriage what will you call them.