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Saturday, 23 May 2009

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Interview with Bishop Gene Robinson, the first openly gay bishop.

Question: Do you believe in the Bible.

Answer: Yes, on Sundays.

Question: What about on other days?

Answer: On other days I am so busy with the gay movement and other issues that I do not have time for the Bible.

Question: The Bible says that "In the beginning God created Adam and Eve...not Adam and Gene..."

Answer: We are trying to write our own Bible and it would be put this way, "In the beginning God created Adam and Nelson..."

Question: So how would you put woman in the picture in this your Bible.

Answer: Simple. Nelson went for a sex change and became a woman. And Adam called shim Eve.

Question: But the Bible condemns gay conduct..

Answer: That is why we are going to write a new one.

Question; What will you call it?

Answer: Give me time to come to it first.

Question: So if a gay president emerges with same sex marriage what will you call them.

Answer:First Couple

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