Angelina Jolie is compromised in lesbian love affair

Funny story written by howy

Thursday, 21 May 2009

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Picture of rich and powerful actress Angelina Jolie being forced to compromise her womanhood.

In a statement to reporters, Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie's old lesbian flame, says she forced Angelina Jolie to play the role of a man during their ten year lesbian affair.

According to Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie is an unbelievable butch lover. Shimizu tells, "Is that really that shocking?" Angelina seems like a very sexual man/lady who could probably get a rise out of almost any girl, and knows how to work it.

Jenny Shimizu says, "She was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying 'Breast!' 'Thigh!' encouraging her to kiss every part of me. She was so eager to please. It was such a turn-on looking down at her masculine naked body as I showed her how to make love to a woman."

Shimizu claims that Angelina was scared of getting sued by an angry lesbian lover, so she only played the role of a man to please and satisfy all the women she slept with.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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