Talibans Reach Out to California's Gays

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Wednesday, 20 May 2009


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Taliban's have reached out to the desperate US gay Community in California for a compromise deal to return themselves to power in Afghanistan.

The compromise would see the gays fighting for the Taliban's to be granted a presidential pardon, while the Taliban's would legalize same Sex marriages in Afghanistan and other countries in the region.

The project code-named "Operation Pat Bond" is a top secret project which enjoys robust Support within the Taliban circles.

However, the gay community believes the time may not be right to start the fight for a presidential pardon, given the current of public opinion and they want handing in Osama bin Laden to be part of the deal. They would want the law passed in Asian countries.

They are also concerned that the Talibans may not be honest given the fact that no high level Taliban has yet confessed to being gay. More so many Talibans are against the idea because they believe that sex was meant for procreation and anything else is a perversion.

A gay bishop who claimed that it would be good for the movement, added that gays may have to re-write the Bible and have it read, "In the beginning God created Adam and Nelson..."

Asked how they would factor a woman into the picture, he replied, "Oh well, we can simply add that Nelson underwent a sex-change and became a woman known as Eve."

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