Written by Khadija

Sunday, 19 April 2009

image for Rula Nation's story proposes marriage to Monkey Woods' story
The happy couple have snubbed all stories about this bunch of babes- they are not invited!

Spoof writers Monkey Woods and Rula Nation were amazed to find their stories have fallen deeply in love with each other.

Rula Nation the author of such classics of 'Shit for Shetty' was pleasantly surprised to see his story fall for Monkey Wood's story of 'Unhygenic' India.

"It is apparent" stated Monkey (who is a part-time wippet breeder from Bilston and the less creative of the two writers), "that these two stories have so much in common, they simply had to be together- who can fault true-love... look at Eva and Adolf, Hess and Adolf, Himmler and Adolf, Goering and Adolf, Enoch and Powell, Mike and Bernie Winters, Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz- love is love".

The ceremony will be a small affair attended by a few stories from each author, Monkey Woods' Muslim woman on the bus' blog will be the matron of honour and Rula Nations' small but perfectly formed supermarket story will be the flower-girl. The stories will both exchange fourteen words instead of vows, but it is thought the exchange will not alter the content of the stories -if any thing it will enhance the artistic content of each.

Monkey of 28-88 Crescent said " This is the proudest day of my loife" in his usual incomprehensible Midland dialect. Rula Nation of 33 Julius Streicher, Towers re-iterated the sentiment "I am pleased my beautiful product has found something of its own class. I had visions of it taking up company with one of those 'mud blood' type stories, you know. But 'like' should always be with 'like' - Danke schön"

A passage from one of Ben Klassen's best sellers will preside as Pastor, while the last line of Enoch's 'Rivers of Blood' speech will assist as deacon.

Monkey Wood's 'Niggers and Red Indian' story will not be able to attend due to a prior engagement on one of David "who can resist that grin' Duke's websites. Jade Goody's autobiography will be attending, but Prince Edward's army banter and Jim Davidson's '1976' joke book will be banned, alongside the original version of Enid Blyton's 'Three Golliwogs' written in her eugenics-phase and long before HRT.

'That is too extreme even for us' said the whelk-eating, poorly educated Monkey Woods. With those words, the brains of the duo - Rula Nation hurried the clearly inferior yet grossly obsequious Woods into their newly purchased 'Berghof' home, which will be featured on the new reality TV program "Grand Designs and even Grander Notions of world domination."

Michael Richards' 'outburst' was reported to be delighted with the union.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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