Written by Bluebella

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

image for Gordon Brown is a racist - claims hippy
Brown may lose his title if found guilty

A hippy who once danced at Woodstock, has labelled the British PM, Gordon Brown, a racist, after yesterday's free Easter egg give-away in Hyde Park for the Homeless and Hippies. Hippies look like homeless people but aren't actually without home, which is why they are often grouped together.

The hippy has made some serious allegations against Mr Brown that all the Easter Eggs he gave out yesterday were made of white chocolate. "I received 5 Easter eggs, ranging from 5cm to 5 foot in diameter, as did my hippy friends. They were all, ALL made of white chocolate. There was not even one dark chocolate, milk chocolate or mixed chocolate egg amongst the batch. There wasn't even one with a mint flavour or nuts. This is not very British. I say to you now: Gordon Brown is a goddamn filthy racist!!!"

A gypsy woman, who coincidentally is the spitting image of Sarah Brown, has come forward to proclaim Brown's innocence. She had eaten the 18 eggs Brown had given to her but had taken Polaroid snaps of the egg batch before they were consumed. The snaps show evidence of a milk chocolate egg right at the back of the batch - although experts are unsure if this is an Easter Egg or chocolate thumb print on the picture. Forensics are currently examining the photo.

Metropolitan Police are currently investigating the hippy's claim, and have urged other hippies and homeless people who were involved in the Great Easter Egg Give Away to come forward with any information.

If Mr Brown is found guilty of easter egg racism he could be made to step down as Prime Minister and banned from using the swings or slides at parliament house ever again.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Gordon Brown, Racism

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