Levi Johnston and Meg McCain Jump the Shark and Each Others Bones

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 13 March 2009

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Sometimes a common history of neglect and abandonment can create new bonds of attraction. Thus the daughter of John McCain and the almost son in law and faux father of Sarah Palin's grandson, Tripp have fallen into each others' arms.

Levi Johnston told me that he and Meg are a perfect fit: " I left my one room crack den trailer and found the governor's daughter hoein' around...so I nailed her! If my mother had loved me like most of the Alaskan trailer park mommas do, I wouldn't have needed to go lookin fo love in all the wrong gubernatorial offspring places.'

Meg McCain, the blog writing illiterate daughter of multiple failure Presidential runner up John McCain let me in on her hard life:

"Daddy married a billionheiress and all we had was money and beer. Dad got so drunk on his new found wealthy power that we never saw him which couldn't have made Cindy happier. I have never known a real man's love until Levi and I got together. I hope to have his love child sometime in 2011 just before I announce my candidacy for the Daddy's impossible dream seat!Republicans can't resist theb courageous choice of fetal life, especially if it doesn't have a snowball's chance in an Alaskan hell! If daddy is Bristol's baby's sire, then I may be the big half sis of the next guv of Alaska and the consort of the state's fallen prince."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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