Bristol Palin Sets The Example

Funny story written by Bureau

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

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A reminder to 13-year-olds that this is not the way it happens!

Bristol Palin, 18-year-old daughter of Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin, has apparently given her first interview since becoming a mom, to reporters of "The Polar Expression".

"I'd like to become an advocate against teen pregnancy, especially the 13-year-olds", the Polar Expression reported.

"Teens should wait until they're in their early twenties before becoming mothers."

"That's why I wanted to do this at 18, to be an example to other teens on what not to do, before they make the same mistakes."

"I mean, someone had to step forward."

"Of course, at the time, I had no idea that my mother would be picked by old McCain as his Vice Presidential choice."

Everyone agreed afterward that Bristol was an excellent example to other teens on what not to do.

They also agreed that, with a natural spin like that, Bristol would have a wonderful future as a politician.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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