Bristol Palin after telling the mainstream media what they wanted to hear leaked the true piece of tale. The teen mum of the queenship of Alaska revealed her reason for being sexsually permissive:
"I go out and cruise the sand bars and frozen tundra of Seward's Folly because I saw what celibacy did to my momma. This once almost college educated interlectual somehoe got involved with a dogsled and snowmobile fanatic with a dick the size of a chihuahua's.
"Tragically I watched my once virile mother decline into a veritable catholic nun. The sad effects of the loss of her sexsual life can be seen in her inarticulateness and tendency to make a total asshole of herself and our family. I just know that if I continue to spread my legs for every sailor, sinner and Inuit shaman, I will someday succeed in gaining the Republican Party nomination for vice president!"
