Bristol Palin phantom pregnancy rumors shocker

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 29 December 2008

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Bong Hits 4 Jesus, the Three Magi & all the Matanuska Thunderf**k Appreciation Society shepherds?

Wasilla, Alaska - (ReUterus & Cunninglingus Ass Mess): The conception of whatever is gestating in Bristol Palin's fecund womb may have been 'ghosted' by a secret inseminator.

That is the stark shocker doing the Yuletide rounds in Wasilla as putative father-to-be Levi Johnston brazens out an imminent nativity story.

Johnston, 18, bravely took the rap for Bristol's pregnancy soon after the lissom teenager's Mom was hand-picked for the McCain White House 2008 dream ticket.

Since then six other paternity contenders from the Matanuska Thunderf**k Appreciation Society have filed lawsuits and sperm samples claiming their own DNA is being hothoused in Bristol's uterus.

Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus litigation hero Joesph Frederick is 24.

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