Levi Johnston dumped over mother's Matanuska Thunderf***k weed bust

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 12 March 2009

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Maybe Bristol's wedding plans were all a bit of a pipedream after all...

Wasilla, Alaska - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Bristol Palin has dumped her fiance of three years following sordid press revelations about his mother's homegrown marijuana factory arrest.

Palin, 18, had greased the wheels of her mother Sarah's GOP vice presidential election bid by appearing to agree to wed Levi Johnston before the late December birth of their illegitimate son Acid Tripp Johnston.

The Alaskan State governor had won kudos from America's legions of TheoCons with her hardline pro-life stand during the gruelling White House campaign, which fingered Sen John McCain as father of Bristol's baby.

Young Bristol's decision this week to dump Johnston and remain a single parent has shocked many.

Sherry Johnston, 69, was busted last December after Wasilla cops found thousands of fabled Matanuska Thunderfuck plants growing hydroponically in her boudoir.

She is said to be devastated by today's announcement.

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