Palin Blames Preggers Daughter for Republican Loss

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Republican anti-cunts and policy cocks have been pinning the blame tail on the Sarah Palin Jackass.Headlines in Republicant publicantion read: Palin Pulls Electoral Rug out from under Teeter-tottering McCain! Sarah sabotages the Straight Talk Express! Wasilla Wonder Makes Mccain Look Whooped!

Resisting personal responsibility as she did in Troopergate, Librarian Lies and Take the Money and Run with your family all over the place taxpayer scams, Palin told the press: " A little ole washed up beauty queen , tiny town mayor and inconsequential governor of a frozen wasteland could not lose the very important Presidential election for super candidate McCain.

" The real culprit is that slut of a daughter of mine, Brittany! I could be getting a cool half million clothing allowance like that black bitch Michelle if only my redneck daughter hadn't necked with that Eli Manning or was it Levi Johnston...I could never keep that whore's beaus straight!"

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