This year's Thanksgiving Day parade down the streets of New York city has obtained a new look due to the collapse of the department store chain Macy's and the last minute rescue sponsorship from the NYC branch of a satirical website.
The website has decided to trash all of the corny giant balloons loved by kids and kids at heart and replace them with the spoof stars that regularly entertain anywhere near 297 readers online more or less.
The Michael and Janet Jackson balloon honors the long history of brother-sister love. There are seven Miley Cirus Blow-Ups, each honoring a different ridiculous twist on the child star. Amy Winehouse has a ballon for each and every drug she has been arrested for. UK football will dominate the midsection of the parade with special significance given to the coaches and foreign players that keep English football rude.
Pulling up the rear will be the rear ends of British politics.Gordo Brown will be the super economics man balloon and Prince Charley will be riding on the back of old Queen Liz aloft a giant inflatable throne for two. Minor inflatables will be dedicated to something called a Zaceffron,Aspartame and Montana Wildhack.
Floats rejected by the NYC balloon ethics commission called JUGS ( Judges Understand Gaseous Spheres ) included the top heavy Paris Hilton , Dolly Parton and refusing to be airborne Oprah Winfrey.
