Sarah Palin and John McCain to Star in Coen Brother's Film "No Country for REALLY Old Men."

Funny story written by rkcaughman

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

image for Sarah Palin and John McCain to Star in Coen Brother's Film "No Country for REALLY Old Men."
Palin's in one of her lines from a "No County for REALLY Old Men."

Joel and Ethan Coen, the film makers announced today that they will sequel their block buster hit "No Country for Old Men" and point the film in the direction of their customary dark humor with a twist.

According to the brothers they will star Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin as a displaced, suicidal, badly depressed, though well dressed, "Tundra Princess Diva" bent on sacrificing her political future to get John McCain, played by Mickey Rooney, elected President of a newly seceded Alaska. The new nation is called the Nation of Stevens, in honor of recently convicted Senator Ted Stevens.

According to the Coen brothers the movie will star other notable actors and actresses like Minnesota Representative Michele Bachman as Michele Obama, and Strother Martin as Dick Cheney. The movie will also be joined by Senator Larry Craig who will play a sinister, cross dressing, half crazed moose. The movie will be filmed in remote locations in Alaska and in the Minneapolis St. Paul airport men's bathrooms, for as Joel Coen put it "Due to the "hard" work of folks like Senator Craig it is now a national landmark, and that is our home state."

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