Written by Pointer

Monday, 27 October 2008

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Palin will be wolf in red neck clothing for Halloween

Sarah Palin now opposes government earmarks but successfully scored millions as mayor of a two moose town. She collected travel per diems while traveling from her kitchen to her bathroom and had her whole family travel the country on then tax payers dime. She then spent $150,000 on wardrobe for her ordinary gal goes to Washington campaign.

Palin has attacked Democrats as big spenders and is running with fiscal conservative John McCain but has now promised billions of dollars to parents of disabled children , a group she recently joined. As governor of Alaska, her budget did not increase benefits for disabled children even 1% in her first year but did lavish a whopping 6% increase in her now sophomore year.

Both of Palin's faces have been nominated for the Janus Award this year!

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Topics: Sarah Palin




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