Written by Pointer

Monday, 27 October 2008

image for Cindy McCain Opposes Palin's Billions for Disabled: We Already Give Enough to John's First Wife!
McCain's first wife is sitting pretty on Cindy's largesse

The McCain-Palin campaign has begun to seriously unravel. McCain's multiple personalities are arguing with each other on campaign tours of three different states. Sarah Palin has struck out on her after accusing McCain handlers of boundiing and gagging her.

So far Palin has declared war on Russia for obscuring Alaskans' views of the Northern Lights, had her former brother- in law banished to Lower Slobovia and moved the Creationist Museum to the Smithsonian.

One of Palin's more sane proposal has brought a rebittal from near the very peak of the McCain campaign. Palin, a recent mom of a disabled child, is proposing billions of dollars for families in this very situation.

Cindy McCain it turns out is the McCain disputing the generous aid plan. The second Mrs McCain explained that she has nothing against helping the disabled. In fact she thinks this was one of her motives in marrying John. But she draws the line on government aid for the disabled: John has already got me paying a fortune to his first wife!

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Topics: John McCain




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