Rosie O'Donnell to Replace Bob Barker as The Price Is Right Host

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Monday, 18 June 2007


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Rosie will return to television as the new host of a classic game show

Retiring host Bob Barker has hand selected Rosie O'Donnell to replace him as the new hostess of The Price is Right. Rosie recently left The View as a co-hostess after having repeated problems with the other stars.

Said Barker of the change, "We all know that a lot of things will stay the same, but have to expect Rosie to personalize things and make a few changes. She'll want to put her personal stamp on things."

"We all know she's a lesbian, so Barker's beauties all know that they will keep their jobs as the eye candy of the host. I hope, however, that she avoids the sexual harrassment lawsuits that plagued me a few years ago when I supposedly made inappropriate passes at the girls."

Rosie has said that her initial changes will be few. For example, the game "plinko" will now become "dildo." The magical number on the spinning wheel will change from being $1.00 to being $69.00. Instead of having a studio host invite new players from the audience, Rosie will personally ask the female contestants to "come on down."

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