Written by Sal Manella

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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Paris Hilton proves that trashiness has nothing to do with living in a mobile home.

Dr. Phil McGraw, America's most well known psychologist, is reaching out to hotel heiress and notorious bad girl Paris Hilton. Though Hilton has yet to say whether or not she wishes to meet with Dr. Phil, McGraw has, nevertheless, sent a letter to Hilton and invited her to appear on his nationally syndicated television program upon her release from incarceration.

The Spoof.com has obtained a copy of the letter Dr. Phil sent to Hilton. It reveals the famous psychologist's direct approach to helping people solve their problems. An excerpt from the letter is reprinted below.

"You, Missy, are a good example of what happens when a person has everything in life handed to her on a silver platter. It's time to get real! You really need to get a life. You are proof that you can have trash without the proverbial trailer."

Sal Manella

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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