Written by Sal Manella

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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Hotel heiress and soon to be author Paris Hilton reads while in jail

Paris Hilton held a press conference earlier today from her cell at the Lynwood lockup, part of the Los Angeles County Jail system.

The infamous hotel heiress said that she is sorry for her crimes and that she intends to complete her sentence with dignity and honor. During a question and answer session, one reporter asked Ms. Hilton if she planned to write a book about her experiences. Paris said that she indeed plans to write a book, but only after she reads one first. Hilton stated that she is currently "engrossed" in a romance novel and has already made it to page 5.

Sal Manella

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