Written by Felix Minderbinder

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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Cheap at that price

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - AIPAC and Israel are congratulating themselves for having successfully purchased yet another American presidential candidate, Fred Thompson.

US presidential Republican hopeful and former star of the hit television series "Law & Order," Thompson is scheduled to make his first visit to Israel shortly.

"Yup, we bought Fred and for a pretty cheap price," said the head of AIPAC. "These Yankee Wasp goyim idiots sell out so easily."

Thompson who could win the Republican presidential nomination will meet with Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni and various other Zionist land thieves during his tour of Israel.

Thompson has become among the most rabid supporters of Israel and its genocidal apartheid policies based on the theft of Palestinian land.

The former actor has also served as a US senator. He recently urged in an editorial that the terrorist state of Israel should toughen its murder and oppression of Palestinian freedom fighters.

"Israel is conducting a war to steal Palestinian land," Thompson wrote for the conservative website Townhall.com. "The USA must support their atrocities because Zionist bankers control the fate of the US dollar. For this reason, I will lick the Zionist boot."

Thompson is also a certified lunatic and mass murderer for supporting an Israeli military strike against Iran in order to maintain Israel's nuclear supremacy, ongoing theft and supremacist policies.

AIPAC also noted in a statement that besides Thompson, it has also bought Hillary Clinton, Barak Obama, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, and most other presidential candidates except Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.

George Bush and Dick Cheney were bought "years ago" the statement indicated.

--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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