Written by Sal Manella

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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Excess fecal matter removed from Rosie O'Donnell

Well, it looks as though the ongoing feud between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump may be over as doctors performed almost simultaneous surgical procedures to remove an excess buildup of fecal matter in each celebrity.

Doctor Malcolm Turdley, the surgeon who performed the fecal extraction procedure on O'Donnell said that he is optimistic that we expect to hear no more ludicrous statements such as those she made in regard to the 9-11 attacks being part of a government conspiracy. "I don't think you will hear her say 'this is the first time in history that steal has been melted' or any such nonsense as that", Dr. Turdley said with a chuckle.

Trump and O'Donnell may not be out of the woods yet, however. According to Dr. Turdley, Trump and O'Donnell are prototypical examples of what he calls "fecal friendly personalities" and that they will likely become full of it again, thus requiring more surgery.

Sal Manella

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