Written by Felix Minderbinder

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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The World Bank enforces dollar imperialism

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Robert Zoellick, the next head of the World Bank, said on Saturday that he would nail Venezuela and its socialist president Hugo Chavez.

"The World Bank and the IMF will make sure that Venezuela has many economic problems," the neoconservative Zionist Zoellick told reporters during a visit to Mexico.

President Bush who has tried to assassinate Chavez, nominated Zoellick to lead the World Bank to replace Bush's former nominee, the corrupt Paul Wolfowitz, another Zionist neoconservative who started the illegal and immoral Iraq war.

Zoellick is a former US trade representative and deputy secretary of state and he is expected to be confirmed as World Bank president before the end of the month.

Chavez has used massive oil revenues to finance his socialist revolution in the OPEC member country and to obtain influence with other countries in Latin America at the expense of the United States and its predatory corporations.

Chavez intends to withdraw Venezuela from the World Bank and the IMF which have caused poverty in Latin America, Africa, and much of the rest of the world with their tight budget control, privatizations and open markets they force upon their victim nations.

"If a country feels it doesn't need or want the services of our international financial institutions, we will nail them," Zoellick said. "I've found no shortage of countries who must stay under the boot of the World Bank, the IMF and the US dollar."

The World Bank focuses on rebuilding war-torn countries destroyed by US weapons and US imperialism.

Wolfowitz was forced to quit the World Bank because he overpaid and promoted his mistress there, and his clone Zoellick was named to replace him by the United States which traditionally chooses the head of the institutional lender.

Chavez is redistributing billions of dollars in oil wealth to the poor and has opposed US-funded opposition thugs who have sought to topple him.

-Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire

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