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Funny story: Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Prince Really Did Like To Make Doves Cry

Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs. "I remembe...

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Funny story: Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Dog loving Head of North Korea, Kim Jon un is to give a massive Rock Concert to promote better quality Dog Food. North Korean Bands from the 60's 70's and 80's up to present day Superstars like 3 Dog Night and the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band have been i...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

Sir Paul McCartney Has Morphed Into K.D. Lang

TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...

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Funny story: Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

Rock stars become latest celebrities to think people are paying attention to them

A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening. The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...

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Funny story: Elton John Falls Foul Of Self-Appointed Pop Watchdog

Elton John Falls Foul Of Self-Appointed Pop Watchdog

Megastar Elton John is the latest chart-busting singer to fall foul of a West Yorkshire man who monitors the veracity of pop lyrics. Mr Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, near Wakefield, has already taken Paul Simon to court over the alleged inaccur...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber: "I am not a brat..I"m Not, I'm Not, I'M NOT!!!"

Justin Bieber: "I am not a brat..I"m Not, I'm Not, I'M NOT!!!"

Rumours and innuendoes continue to circle around Canadian Teen Idol Justin Bieber depicting the youthful pop star as "a precocious brat", a tag his premenstrual fans won't tolerate! After recent revelations of 'unruly' behaviour on the set of...

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Funny story: Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

Gormless consumer behaviour on show as Pop does, in fact, continue to eat itself

There was brief excitement today as some band got into the charts with a song that sounded a bit like a good song that an older band did years ago but everyone had forgotten about. Both songs contain a reasonably catchy riff and a decent chorus, a...

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Funny story: VanHalen Star Involved in Local Man's Bridge Leap

VanHalen Star Involved in Local Man's Bridge Leap

Van Halen guitarist Eddie VanHalen was questioned overnight over his involvement in the attempted suicide of a local man Bobby Finch. The legendary guitarist was out for an evening jog when he spotted Mr. Finch leaning over a bridge. The man's wi...

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Funny story: Kiss Members Revise Party Schedule to "Not Every Day"

Kiss Members Revise Party Schedule to "Not Every Day"

Former members of the rock group "Kiss" have announced that their party schedule will be cut back from the every day regimen they attempted to follow for years. "While we still want to rock and roll all night and party every day" stated Gene Simm...

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Funny story: 1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.

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Funny story: North Koreans Hungry For Prog Rock

North Koreans Hungry For Prog Rock

Rock icon Eric Clapton has been invited to play a concert in North Korea, an official of that country has announced to TheSpoof. If he accepts, it could open the door for other has-been Prog Rock musicians

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Funny story: Blackpool Rock Festival Confusion

Blackpool Rock Festival Confusion

In the second incident of its kind within the last week, (see: Merseyside Rock Festival), organisers reported confusion surrounding the opening o...

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Funny story: Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Merseyside Rock Festival: Fans Urged To Buy Last Few Tickets

Rock fans are being urged to buy the last few tickets for a Rock Festival as quickly as possible to avoid potential disappointment. The Merseyside Rock Festival, a new innovation, is expected to sell out within the next few days, with a maximum of...

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Funny story: Band's music designed to cause illness?

Band's music designed to cause illness?

The rock band Probe has become the focus of accusations from the medical community who say their music is causing listeners to feel sick.

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Funny story: Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

Britney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend

MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...

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Funny story: Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street and Stockmarket in Tailspin

Van Halen Cancels Concert Tour; Wall Street and Stockmarket in Tailspin

Stockbrokers and commodities dealers were devastated by the news that an, earlier announcements stating, Van Halen would be doing a forty city tour this summer, was premature.

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Funny story: Gary Glitter to make comeback

Gary Glitter to make comeback

Saigon - In an exclusive in-prison interview with The Spoof; disgraced former Glam rock idol Gary Glitter told of his Vietnamese prison hell and his amazing plans for a future comeback.

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