Minneapolis, MN - According to sources closest to the recently deceased Pop/Rock/Fashion and Home Furnishings Icon, Prince, he actually did enjoy making doves and other birds cry, which was the impetus for one of his most beloved songs.
Dog loving Head of North Korea, Kim Jon un is to give a massive Rock Concert to promote better quality Dog Food.
North Korean Bands from the 60's 70's and 80's up to present day Superstars like 3 Dog Night and the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band have been i...
TOKYO, Japan - Currently in the midst of his 'Out There Tour', Japanese concert goers have noticed something unsettling about iconic megastar Paul McCartney's aura. With a career spanning over half a century, the permanent teenaged Mop Top seems to h...
A group of rock stars have recently emphatically demanded that Republican political candidates not use the groups' songs in a effort to make themselves believe that anyone actually cares or is listening.
The well known 1980's group "Mungo Je...
Megastar Elton John is the latest chart-busting singer to fall foul of a West Yorkshire man who monitors the veracity of pop lyrics.
Mr Graeme Literal-Gitt, of Horbury, near Wakefield, has already taken Paul Simon to court over the alleged inaccur...
Rumours and innuendoes continue to circle around Canadian Teen Idol Justin Bieber depicting the youthful pop star as "a precocious brat", a tag his premenstrual fans won't tolerate!
After recent revelations of 'unruly' behaviour on the set of...
There was brief excitement today as some band got into the charts with a song that sounded a bit like a good song that an older band did years ago but everyone had forgotten about.
Both songs contain a reasonably catchy riff and a decent chorus, a...
Van Halen guitarist Eddie VanHalen was questioned overnight over his involvement in the attempted suicide of a local man Bobby Finch.
The legendary guitarist was out for an evening jog when he spotted Mr. Finch leaning over a bridge. The man's wi...
Former members of the rock group "Kiss" have announced that their party schedule will be cut back from the every day regimen they attempted to follow for years.
"While we still want to rock and roll all night and party every day" stated Gene Simm...
Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.
Rock icon Eric Clapton has been invited to play a concert in North Korea, an official of that country has announced to TheSpoof. If he accepts, it could open the door for other has-been Prog Rock musicians
In the second incident of its kind within the last week, (see: Merseyside Rock Festival), organisers reported confusion surrounding the opening o...
Rock fans are being urged to buy the last few tickets for a Rock Festival as quickly as possible to avoid potential disappointment.
The Merseyside Rock Festival, a new innovation, is expected to sell out within the next few days, with a maximum of...
The rock band Probe has become the focus of accusations from the medical community who say their music is causing listeners to feel sick.
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...
Stockbrokers and commodities dealers were devastated by the news that an, earlier announcements stating, Van Halen would be doing a forty city tour this summer, was premature.
Saigon - In an exclusive in-prison interview with The Spoof; disgraced former Glam rock idol Gary Glitter told of his Vietnamese prison hell and his amazing plans for a future comeback.
In a stunning move today, President George Bush fired Vice President Cheney, and replaced him with heavy metal rock star Ozzy Osborne, in hope that he might rally younger voters.
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