Big Brother is Terminal. Will Someone Donate a Heart?

Funny story written by Tom Taylor

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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It's getting worse.

A new show from the makers of Big Brother, that will see a terminally ill person choose which of three people in need of a transplant gets a kidney, will probably, tragically, still attract viewers.

When asked hard ethical questions about the premise, the makers of the show said "Hopefully this will highlight the need for organ donation in this country."

However, the director did admit "Yeah, even I don't buy that excuse. I'd say pretty much anything at this point to get ratings. I'd probably feel more remorse if I didn't have so much money. But I do have a lot of money. I have nice cars and a few houses. Hell, I sleep with a different woman every night and if all I have to do to keep that happening is exploit the hopes of some dying people, then so be it."

- Tom Taylor.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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