Rosie Underwent Surgery

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Tuesday, 12 June 2007


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Ronnie Showing Off His New Bod.

(MUSICMAN PRESS) In a surprising event T.V. giant Rosie O'Donnell took a week off from debating useless topics with 'other know it alls' who actually know less than her, if that's humanly possible.

She went to Bell Air surgeon, Dr. Rick Head, who performed a sex-change operation. "I feel so much more like my inner child has finally been displayed physically. I waited so long for this operation and no Don Trump or Barbie Waters can take it away. Now gimme a ding-dong."

We asked to speak Dr. Head, but he declined an interview until he could contact his attorney. His secretary did say that the newly Mister O' Donell has a lipo-suction scheduled for June 17, Father's Day. "It's about time the hippo got lipo." she added. This is an unusual occurrence. This is the oddest operation that a Big Holly-Wood personality since Michael Jackson bleached his skin. It's truly unrealistic to think that some one with the stature of O'Donnell would undergo a sex-change operation.

When we asked, long time foe of O'Donnell, Donald Trump what he thought of this development the millionaire chuckled and said, "Well, I guess she ain't a funny woman no more she's just a fruity man. But I just hope I can live without having to argue with a woman who thinks that it's impossible to melt steel! I hope she or he or whatever the hell that thing is I hope it ain't into me no more of course if she isn't, 'LOOK OUT WOMEN AND MEN ALIKE ROSIE'S LOOSE!!!!!!"

Judge Thomlinson said today Rosie will forever-more be known as Mr. Ronald 'Ronnie' O'Donnell.


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