Rosie Fired by Corrupt Bastards Club Neo-Cons

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Neo-Con Republicans were behind the conspiracy to remove Rosie O'Donnell from the air, said Paul Joseph Watson in an article at According to Watson, the Neo-Con Republicans wanted Rosie barred from the air for telling the truth about the 9/11 conspiracy.

The Corrupt Bastards Club pulled some strings at ABC, to keep Rosie off the air because they feared that her statements would be far more damaging to them than even Bush's public speaking. They canceled the show Rosie was to appear on and did not inform the guests, trying to get Rosie blackballed from any future network broadcasts.

William Rodriguez and the Loose Change crew were set to appear on the ABC broadcast as guests yesterday, but the entire show was cancelled in favor of carrying a Rose Garden Bush speech in which Bush started off by speaking his native language, EspaƱol.

It the speech, Bush said, "Their crimes were to publish newspapers, to organize petition drives, to meet do discuss the future of their country," showing that he was in full agreement with Cuba.

Rosie was outraged and now plans to go fully public on 9/11 and present more evidence that directly contradicts the government's version of events.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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